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Really Bad Tattoos

I don't have any tattoos and I don't plan on getting any in the near future or at any time for that matter. I have nothing against tattoos or people that have them I just have never heard a plausible argument as to why to get one. If I really really like a piece of art I would hang it on my wall or if I had an uncontrollable desire to show the piece of art to the world I would put it on a t-shirt that way when I inevitably get sick of looking at it I can either take it off the wall or give it to a thrift store.

Anyway here are some tattoos that completely boggle my mind. I really can't fathom why anyone would get these things permanently put on their bodies.

Clay Aiken and Linkin Park 2 very different acts which actually have a lot in common. They are both popular now who knows what catalogue of music they are going to release over the next 20 years. What if they release some of the most gut retchingly horrible music that you've ever heard and you've already decided on commit them to your body for life.

I think that's the picture you're supposed to take out of the frame.

Food Tattoos???? Seriously What the Fuck??? Even if you loved hamburgers more than anything on earth and ate nothing but for the rest of your life why would you get a tattoo of one? The naked Indian girl grabbing on to a pogo stick is bizarre but I can understand it a lot more than a fucking hamburger at sunset beside what looks to be a palm tree. As for the guy who decided to get a whole plate of breakfast tattooed on his head I really have nothing to say.

*Update: Due to the many comments I am now aware that the hamburger tattoo refers to a Jimmy Buffet song, but that doesn't make it any less bad.

**Update 2: In Canada corn dogs are called pogo sticks.

If you're old enough to get a tattoo then you're too old to be a fan of Harry Potter. And If you're going to get a Star Wars tattoo why the fuck would you get anything to do with episode 1 on it.

Not that this is a bad tattoo (a bad life decision maybe) but I just wonder what this guy does for a living. I like to think he's a bank teller.

Holy shit this is getting out of hand. This guy decided to cover his whole leg with a joke that not only isn't funny now but will be completely irrelevant in a few years. If history has taught us anything its that Michael Jackson will not look the same in 5, 10 or especially 20 years and by that point no one will remember the movie Home Alone so this guy will be walking around with an extremely creepy and strange tattoo that he will have to explain (if anyone is willing to talk to him).

This takes the cake. If you didn't hear this woman auctioned off the space on her forehead on Ebay the highest bidder was goldenpalace.com. They paid her $10,000 to tattoo their url on her forehead. Apparently she wanted to money to send her kid to private school because the kids grades were slipping. That seems like a noble cause but what the fuck. Get a fucking loan. Pay 18% interest if you have to but don't sell you're fucking face like a billboard. Apparently the staff at the tattoo parlor spent 7 hours trying to talk her out of it. I think she should have listened, the internet as we know it (.com url's etc) most likely wont exist in a few years but a forehead tattoo will last a lifetime.

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
Really Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7

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This entry was posted on Friday, October 07, 2005 at 4:15 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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6:02 PM posted by

Nova

Holy freaking crap. Now I've seen messed up tatoos before, but jesus!

3:08 PM posted by

Mojotek

Holy freaking crap is right. I'm speechless. I have a tattoo, but nothing I'm going to regret. It's almost like these people wanted to torture their future selves with their dumb decisions.

5:54 PM posted by

Anonymous

The indian girl is climbing a corn dog, now you thought it was wierd before....`

4:59 PM posted by

Atomic Bombshell

I think I'm going to cry... Those were HORRID!

4:49 PM posted by

Bhakti

here's another bad tattoo!
http://www.manwithoutfear.com/Gallery/albums/Tattoos/JRtattoo2inprogress.jpg

7:51 AM posted by

Tattoos, in general, are for assholes. A very stupid idea.

5:37 PM posted by

wow. the mind boggles.

the cheeseburger thing, im assuming, is a jimmy buffet reference (not that it makes it any more appealing)

1:42 PM posted by

Caiaphas

The Indian girl on the corn dog is from a Robt. Williams painting. There's much more to the painting than just the girl and the corn dog.

9:00 AM posted by

who the do you people think you are people have tattoos because they want to and no more reason should nead to be given

8:40 PM posted by

Lady Cooper

Ew...those are very very sad.

I mean, nothing wrong with tattoos, as long as it's something reasonable. I've got a Maple Leaf (right off the flag), and I don't think I'm going to magically start hating my country. Plus, it's not exposed.

Those people...wow...ew...especially the woman with the url. I mean, if your kid's grades are slipping, get him a tutor and turn off the T.V!

12:09 AM posted by

PAC

Yeah, the cheeseburger is definately about cheeseburger in paradise. dadadada and an onion slice. Or something along those lines.

2:22 AM posted by

If tattoos are for assholes.......Ink My Ring, Baby

6:17 PM posted by

The linkin park and clay aiken tattoos are the best! I also think that the implication that they don't ALREADY make the most gut-wrenchingly awful music is very generous. Now, if only I could afford to get this Vanilla Ice tattoo removed.....

6:05 AM posted by

ati

wow, i almost threw up on that "ham and eggs-tatoo"!

11:07 AM posted by

jodo

as long as they dont regret it good on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"who the do you people think you are people have tattoos because they want to and no more reason should nead to be given"

does anyone else know WTF this guy is trying to communicate here?

great tat pics, though.

11:11 AM posted by

holy shit look at the tenth pic!!!!!

12:38 PM posted by

"who the do you people think you are people have tattoos because they want to and no more reason should nead to be given"

Pyting while tonsed is bery diifficult

12:53 PM posted by

I'm pretty sure the cheesebuger with palm trees is a reference to the song cheeseburger in paradise. A very popular Jimmy Buffet song.

1:58 PM posted by

amy

the harry potter one is ok.. im a harry potter fan .. and i would get a tattoo of him for sure .. and im older too(and even my step mother enjoys the harry potter books and movies as much as i do)
and the one with the indian maiden mounting a corndog.. wtf ?? thats freakin' weird ... sheesh.. how the heck would u explain that one ????

3:28 PM posted by

If that woman was my mother i would emancipate myself as soon as possible... no wonder her kids are doing badly in school if they have half of her DNA. Christ.

3:36 PM posted by

Lola

The only one that really makes me sad is the goldenpalace.com woman. In 20 years that place will be out of business and she could have paid off a 10k loan working one day a week at MacDonald's, but that tattoo will be there forever. Even if she could afford laser removal (more than 10k for a tat like that) she'd likely be left with some nasty scarring.

If people really want something stupid tattoed on them, that's theirs to regret or not. Maybe the naked indian on a corn dog has some really important meaning for that guy. But selling your forehead for permanent ad space... somehow seems far worse than simple prostitution. At least you can leave prostitution in your past and your husband doesn't have to look at it every time he screws you.

3:39 PM posted by

uhhh btw the last photo is not a real tattoo on her head- its a fake one that people get paid to wear to events...see mycampuspromotions dot com

4:08 PM posted by

COR BLIMEY! They're blymin awful. I'm havin nightmares now!

4:11 PM posted by

Oh SHIT, My eyes, they're burning.

4:15 PM posted by

"uhhh btw the last photo is not a real tattoo on her head- its a fake one that people get paid to wear to events...see mycampuspromotions dot com"

No it absolutely is a real tattoo. It was all over the news at the time

6:29 PM posted by

my friend got a tattoo that i think is horrible

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v465/becca_2006/?action=view¤t=beckystattoo.jpg

6:36 PM posted by

teh cheeseburger with the palmtree is supposed to be a Cheeseburger in Paradise, a Jimmy Buffet song

6:45 PM posted by

DUDE! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE TATOOS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM! THEY GOT THEM BECAUSE THEY WANTED THEM. YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BE A LITTLE SHOCKED BY THIS...EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!

6:54 PM posted by

well looks like breakfast head has found this page (refering to the last comment)

Shy

there alll Soooo COOOOLLL!!

12:28 AM posted by

There isnt anything wrong with the linkin park tattoo.

1:22 AM posted by

Woah obsession at its worst! wtf

1:40 AM posted by

I have a tatoo i dont see the big deal were expressing our selfs

12:47 PM posted by

At least they're being original. If I have to see another tribal tattoo, I'm going to scream.

Those with balls, do. Those without balls pretend they don't want to.

1:21 PM posted by

"DUDE! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE TATOOS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM! THEY GOT THEM BECAUSE THEY WANTED THEM. YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BE A LITTLE SHOCKED BY THIS...EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!"

No, you can take the piss out of them even if they don't have tattoos, you just have to look harder to find something to make fun of!

1:39 PM posted by

I believe that the cheesburger tattoo would refer to "cheeseburger in paradise" song by Jimmy Buffet. Thats my hope anyway. Buffet fans get alot of tattoos like the this one.

Tatoos are silly. How can you decide on something you think is going to be cool for the rest of your life. You have to spend the rest of your life telling yourself, "Yeah, I still think it's cool, and it is cool! It was so worth it"

2:15 PM posted by

i think we all realize by now that the cheeseburger in paradise is a jimmy buffet song...it's been said enough.

as for those who actually defend the idiots pictured above, tattoos aren't being called retarded in general, just ones like these. for making fun of them, or anything, i always remember the rule i learned way back in middle school... you can't make fun of someone's family - that's just cruel. however, hunting season is open on their girlfriend. it's their own damned fault.

and lastly linkin park really does suck. i at least had respect until they teamed up with jay-z. now that's retarded.

those tattoos r f***ing rad man!

3:41 PM posted by

who eva u r saying not to take the the piss ure wrong, some tattoos r cool but all of them on this page totally suck! This is Diggy Dog speaking

7:16 PM posted by

banana man

"But selling your forehead for permanent ad space... somehow seems far worse than simple prostitution."

be somebody, or be somebody's fool. a funny idea gone very wrong.

8:23 PM posted by

Never teh Bride

That's a corn dog, not a pogo stick, yo!

9:05 PM posted by

Poor tattoos, worse narration. Get something better to do with ur days, freako.

9:33 PM posted by

"Poor tattoos, worse narration. Get something better to do with ur days, freako."

Oh fuck off, everyone else likes it.

10:17 PM posted by

hey whats wrong with tattoos i want a dragon on my shoulder some tattoos are whacked i admite ppl do take it to far but who gives a fuck...but some tattoos are works of art look amazing all the time....

11:49 PM posted by

I think this dude with the tatoo of Michael Jackson should join him since it is possible that he too is into little boys WTF does he know that no one else does???

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/TourSummer2005271-715425.jpg

1:16 AM posted by

Ok I wanna know why someone would get a tattoo of jabba the hut when they already *look* like jabba the hut...

1:20 AM posted by

Here's one for the collection:

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/back_tattoo.jpg

1:42 AM posted by

heres a list of a few more bad tattoos and my review of them.

Worst Tattoos Ever

7:00 AM posted by

Lizard

I happen to have a rather large collection (about 30)Each one represents a differnt phase or time/event in my life.It is a personal choice. However a WOULD NOT get breakfast tattooed on my head.lol ~ Lizard

4:44 PM posted by

hahah people rule

7:27 PM posted by

wtf! theese people are born idiots!

8:53 PM posted by

inspirationalol

2:11 AM posted by

Jay O'Mandermann

A commenter already pointed out that the Indian girl -- somehow, Native American woman just wouldn't seem right in this context -- is frottaging a corndog, not a pogo stick.

It reminded me that one of my favorite euphemisms to describe sexual orientation is "Some people like tacos; other people prefer corndogs."

8:28 AM posted by

omg, the penis one is just sicko. i almost, ALMOST barfed. still, i love dragons but that, *shakes head* that just tarnishes their glory for those of u who are dragon lovers. I am Zelda Freak.

12:19 PM posted by

Marie

Personally I like tattoos, have one myself.. But I took the time out and thought about what I wanted prior to getting it.. Unlike these people.. They are all just tacky.. Also the Indian chick.. That looks like a corndog not a pogo stick.. Which makes the tattoo worse..

1:09 PM posted by

I like your ideas, but I'm a grammar nazi and am forced to criticize your lack of ability to demonstrate them through the proper use of the English language.

11:24 PM posted by

People who have tattoos are like opinions. Every single one of them is an asshole.

1:37 AM posted by

Waterfowler_67

Has anyone seen Janet Jackson's tattoo of Mickey and Minnie Mouse having sex?

Janet's tattoo

4:06 AM posted by

I love how the guy who got his kid tattooed on his arm, obviously hasn't realised it looks more like Margaret Thatcher.

9:22 AM posted by

WhoElse

People obviously aren't reading the comments - maybe you should update your captions. It's clear that the amerindian girl is hugging something the Americans call a "corn-dog" - if people think it's a phallus, they have a poor sense of biology (or a strangely shaped one!)

Anyone else see the breakfast one as a cut away - that's not scrambled egg, but hypothalmus represented - looks to me liek an image of eggs, bacon and brain matter - which just makes it wierder. At least he can grow his hair long, assuming he doesn't go bald later on... :)

9:46 AM posted by

to all you people calling everyone who has a tattoo is an asshole. Your fucked up! I don't have a tattoo or plan on getting one but still if they want to put a peace of crap like that on their body power to them. It will just make more sites like this to make everyone feel alot better of them selves becuase it shows how much people are dumb in the sence that they got a bad tattoo but yet the people who sit there and need to say something about the tattoo are bigger assholes. They have the damn tattoo becuase they liked it who the fuck cares what some asshole at the computer thinks about it. like your ever going to see the the prick walk by down the street if so say something but juct don't post something hoping the prick will read this that just sopund like a pussy move. but hell here i go i sould just stop right now.... i guess all i was trying to say is people are all fucking stupid myself too and just let people do whatever the fuck they want to do because hell you just seem to be an asshole if you need make fun of them becuase what they do.

10:23 AM posted by

What the mother fuck? That shit is terrible. WHat in the hell is that guy thinking with them all over his face. Wow!

10:25 AM posted by

That person two comments up (starts with "to all you people". that dude is fucking right. people need to shut thier fucking mouths & quit calling people asshole all because they wanna be diffrent that you stupid asses.

10:51 AM posted by

It is a fact, IS a fact IS IS IS a fact, no question about it, all people who have tattoos are dumb shits.
That's fact.
I repeat so it goes into the heads of those that doubt me:
All people who have tattoos are DUMB SHITS.

10:52 AM posted by

I agree with you mate, FACT.
Dumb as fuck the lot of 'em.

5:46 PM posted by

"It is a fact, IS a fact IS IS IS a fact, no question about it, all people who have tattoos are dumb shits.
That's fact.
I repeat so it goes into the heads of those that doubt me:
All people who have tattoos are DUMB SHITS."

You sir are a fucking ignorant cunt!!

I have Tattoos and I can assure you that I am undoubtedly more intelligent than you.

Saying all people who appreciate art, even if it is mounted upon their skin are dumb shits is like claiming that Da Vinci was a dumb shit for spending his time with a stick with hair at one end rubbing colours together on canvas.

The people who have had tattoos which feature on this website are lacking in brain cells it seems, or they perhaps had been in some cases duped by dodgy tattooists... But that does not make those who have tattoos with real meaning and artistic expression dumb shits.

So as I had said, you sir are a cunt!

7:07 PM posted by

karryn b

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7:09 PM posted by

i like eggs

1:33 AM posted by

Rose

Art is meant to be looked at and commented on. Only an idiot would assume the comments must always be GOOD. I'm an artist and a writer, and that alone makes me never want to get a tatoo. I wrote a story once and thought it was great, awsome, deserved awards and what not. A year later I read it and though, Oh God, other people saw this? Other people READ this? Oh damn. Why would I ever want to do that kind of thing to my skin? At least if its a story or what not I can hide it, throw it away and what not. Someday these people are going to wake up and think, "what the hell have I done to my body?" Not because tatoo's are bad, or evil, but because what seems awsome today is SO embaresing tomarow.

Rose

2:52 AM posted by

"to all you people calling everyone who has a tattoo is an asshole. Your fucked up! I don't have a tattoo or plan on getting one but still if they want to put a peace of crap like that on their body power to them. It will just make more sites like this to make everyone feel alot better of them selves becuase it shows how much people are dumb in the sence that they got a bad tattoo but yet the people who sit there and need to say something about the tattoo are bigger assholes. They have the damn tattoo becuase they liked it who the fuck cares what some asshole at the computer thinks about it. like your ever going to see the the prick walk by down the street if so say something but juct don't post something hoping the prick will read this that just sopund like a pussy move. but hell here i go i sould just stop right now.... i guess all i was trying to say is people are all fucking stupid myself too and just let people do whatever the fuck they want to do because hell you just seem to be an asshole if you need make fun of them becuase what they do."

Indeed, you are stupid. Never have I seen such a badly written paragraph. I realise that we all make mistakes when writing from time to time but you exhibit the hallmarks of someone who dropped out of school at an early age.

12:34 PM posted by

If people want to get tattoos, they should be able to do what they want to their own bodies for what ever reason. If other people want to call the tattooed world assholes for getting a tattoo, more power to them. Freedom is totally entertaining!!!

6:53 PM posted by

my wife has a devil rubber ducky on her back on one shoulder and is getting the angel one soon on the otherside they are cute but what do u guys think?

8:33 PM posted by

Saying you can't ever understand why someone would get a tattoo? How Ignorant.....People get them for many different reasons, some good-- some bad.....What you don't like many others probably do( the painting of the indian, corndog etc).......my 2 cents

3:55 AM posted by

the only difference between tattooed people and those that are not.Is that tattooed people don't care if your not tattooed.

8:57 AM posted by

the cheeseburger under the palm tree? wow. i believe that person may have been a jimmy buffett fan...? "Cheeseburger in Paradise." just guessing. rather odd, none the less.

2:54 PM posted by

9:46 AM posted by Anonymous

"to all you people calling everyone who has a tattoo is an asshole. Your fucked up! I don't have a tattoo or plan on getting one but still if they want to put a peace of crap like that on their body power to them. It will just make more sites like this to make everyone feel alot better of them selves becuase it shows how much people are dumb in the sence that they got a bad tattoo but yet the people who sit there and need to say something about the tattoo are bigger assholes. They have the damn tattoo becuase they liked it who the fuck cares what some asshole at the computer thinks about it. like your ever going to see the the prick walk by down the street if so say something but juct don't post something hoping the prick will read this that just sopund like a pussy move. but hell here i go i sould just stop right now.... i guess all i was trying to say is people are all fucking stupid myself too and just let people do whatever the fuck they want to do because hell you just seem to be an asshole if you need make fun of them becuase what they do."

you have got to be the most retarded person to ever log on to the interweb. shut the fuck up.

4:56 PM posted by

Seig Heil. \o

7:10 PM posted by

A tattoo indicates to me that a person is easily suckered into the fad of the day. If it became fashionable to cut off the baby finger on your left hand, these same geniuses would be doing that too. Most people with tattoos will eventually regret getting them at some point. Also, nothing says trailer park skank like a tattoo!

7:49 PM posted by

to the person above me, go fuck yourself, tattoos are a personal thing that only the person who got it can understand. just cuz your too much of a pussy to get 1 dosent mean you gotta call it down, that is all.

3:24 AM posted by

I have two tattoos.. a pair of wings on my back. I know its slightly cliche.. but i don't care. Weve all gone through periods in our life that make us feel trapped, and I got my tattoos to symbolize the trouble I had during that time and what i had to do to change. Its a lesson I never want to forget, or ever want to change. Sure a cheeseburger or an indian on a corndog is something weird.. but in the tattoo world thats called flair. as in, its just for fun. So those tattoos are probably there just to make fun of - thats what flair is.
But please, my tattoos really mean something to me. They are a part of me on the inside that i choose to express on the outside. And to be ridiculed for such a choice.. well.. I guess there are still people who judge by people's skin...

3:27 AM posted by

Oh extension from above.. even if it isnt flair.. it means something to then you or I will never understand. Tattoos are no more of a fad than they ever have been, there are people out there who still consider tattooed people assholes or weirdos.. theres several of those comments. But it just is what it is. Its a way of expression just like temperment, fashion.. whatever. So.. yeah.

4:15 AM posted by

I'm glad when people are vocal about not liking tattoos. It makes it easier to spot closed minded neckheads who I wouldn't want to waste my time on in the first place.

Keep up the good work!

4:20 AM posted by

There are two types of people in this world; people who have tattoos and people who don't have tattoos, and people who don't have tattoos are usually the only people who care if you have a tattoo or not.

10:05 AM posted by

I got a kickin tattoo, and I am glad its tasteful, not to mention unnoticeable unless I show anyone. If your gonna do it, do it tastefully!

12:25 PM posted by

Alexis

If they're meaningful to the person who got them, there's no reason to judge them for it. But some of these ARE excruciatingly funny. Same goes for haircuts, dress sense, piercings... what someone thinks is the best thing ever will always make someone else wince, it's just a different perspective. I'm sure the people who have these think they're great and would quite easily pick something about each and every one of us to laugh at too. Just because we think they're awful, doesn't mean we have to be so closed-minded as to judge their intelligence because we disagree with their idea of personal body art. We can laugh, but we shouldn't consider our own judgement unimpeachable.

4:24 AM posted by

Gerard

Interesting how all the negative comments are form enonymous people...

Most of the time a tattoo is a very very personal thing so even though they might look stupid to you and me they are special to the person who has one. Having said that, there are also plenty of dumb ass tattoos, like the goldenpalace and Jacko one.

Btw, wtf is a tastefull tattoo? Is that not in the eye of the beholder?

6:14 PM posted by

these are awful. i've seen some cool tatts but these are not tasteful to me. hope they are to the ones who have them. they can always spend a fortune & have them removed by laser someday & learn an expensive lesson if they choose. by the way, that indian girl looks like she's up against a corn dog to me. also, the goldenpalace.com looks like a stick-on tatt (you can see a clear edge around it).

9:06 PM posted by

magnum

I'm with ya gerard, the only people posting ignorant things are annon...
i myself do have tattoos however they are all in spots where i can hide them if need be and are tasteful. I do agree these are a bit ridiculous though!

4:54 PM posted by

I have to say the Micheal Jackson tattoo took me by surprise:)

Get-R-Done!!!

7:21 PM posted by

The man with tattoos all over his face.. there is a laywer like that in stroud

8:42 AM posted by

Seems to me the money spent on cutaneous cartoons would have been better spent on edukatin' yerselfves. Losers!

12:43 PM posted by

tattooing is a fad ... ???... go to the smithsonian and check out the mummified caveman w/ tattoos that predate cave painting... that's one helluva fad!

3:40 PM posted by

Tattoos of, like, that wimpy singer from American Idol who wants to "be invisible and watch you in your room" scream desperation -- desperate to belong to something, to be a part of something to vicariously BE something. Just say no to tattoos. Losers!

9:53 PM posted by

I am in total shock!! I just want this all to be fake!! But damn it I know it's not!!

4:59 AM posted by

I think the indian on the 'pogo stick' is actually holding a corn dog you can get at the county fair.

2:57 AM posted by

the indian girl is on a corndog, not a pogostick... actually, i think that makes it even stupider

8:24 PM posted by

maybe the breakfast guy is trying to say that his head is so clean that you could eat off of it?

8:06 PM posted by

Mohammad

The girl with the goldenpalace.com made a great decision.

It will probably cost her between $2500 and $5000 to get it removed so she'll make a sweet profit.

Sure she'll have a scar on her forehead but some makeup would take care of that.

4:23 PM posted by

Buddy, you are awsome..... you said exactly what i was thinking........Funny Funny shit. And to those people who are writting just to be a dick.... Get a life..... and a sense of humor..... get back in your corners and cry yourselves to sleep.

5:51 PM posted by

Some of these weren't bad.
Cheesburger in Paradise- I got the meaning and any Jimmy Buffet fan would. Though the idea was creative. Indian on corn dog-good artwork, kinnda sexy. Boy in picture-probably the guy's son. I had a antique looking photo taken of my son just like that. Lady with tatoo on forehead- Removable, saw it on ebay

Those weren't bad.

5:56 PM posted by

I'm anonymous beacuse I don't feel like creating a name and password just to post a comment.

Anyway, some weren't bad.
TO EACH HIS OWN!

5:09 AM posted by

goldenpalace.com will someday become a porn site...

10:21 AM posted by

charlie

Why the hell would anyone want to get a tattoo on their forhead, let alone a web site. Now really she is either dim, really wasted or paid a ton for what she did. You wouldn't catch me or any sane person doing that.

11:52 AM posted by

It's removable Dumbass

10:28 PM posted by

"It's removable Dumbass"

NO it isnt Dumbass! Look it up... it fucking happened

4:37 AM posted by

Yeah it happened. It was a monumentally stupid thing to do, but I believe she got paid for her story as well as for her face. They'll prob make a movie out of it.

1:06 AM posted by

The Harry Potter tattoo does suck but it's obvious that you've never read the series.. If you had, you'd know that Harry Potter's much more adult than one would think. I know people with Harry Potter tattoos and plan on getting one myself. Mine wouldn't be garrish and horrible like that though..

4:04 PM posted by

Y'all, a "pogo" is a corn dog in some areas. Like Canada. Just to clarify.

9:02 PM posted by

I'm with you. All tattoos whether they are done in jail or by a professional artist that charges hundreds of dollars an hour to pollute the only skin that God gave you with colored ink are shit! I can vouch for that because I have two very large tattoos on the arms and I very well regret it! One is a multicolored flying dragon,(does that make me a devil worshiper?) and the other is a black panther fighting with two green snakes on a rock with palm trees on it.(does that mean I'm a zoo employee?) Both of them look like shit because the so called professional tattoo artists I paid my hard earned money to could not draw worth a fuck! But most of them are all dead thank goodness! I paid about $500.00 for this cream I found on the internet that's supposed to fade the tattoos and make them dissappear and all it does is make my arm stink like a dead insect and makes my skin get rash! Nine months and no result. I am stuck with this tattoo trash for life! All you tattoo artists out there who charge about as much as a fuckin' down payment on a house for your worthless "tattoos" especially you female 'bitch' tattoo artists out there should take up another profession and that's not forgetting about you sick body piercers and branders either, all of you should stop taking people's hard earned money in exchange for ruining their bodies. Become lawyers or doctors or something useful because all of you suck! Keep your site going strong so it might encourage all these bad decision makers like myself not to ruin their bodies for life with this tattoo garbage!

6:55 AM posted by

Scotty Caster

also..... the breakfast plate with he eggs, is, i believe, a reference to the "brain on drugs" commercials..... it's pretty fun and clever, especialy for a drug advocate..... (without potential for a receeding hairline, for obvious reasons....) peace kids...

5:47 PM posted by

First of all the Native American is not on a pogo stick.I believe that is a corn dog.
Second the argument that things change is not one that takes a stance against tattoos. The beauty of tattoos is that they never change, therefore regardless of whether the idea that the tattoo represents has changed or not,is irrelevant, because the tattoo represents something for you personally. Getting a tattoo is a big decisiion, and yes it appears that to us these seem like ridiculous tattoos, but they might mean more to the people who got them.
Finally Maybe before you go judging other tattoos, you should get one yourself. Those who aren't tattooed will never understand us who are.

I actually pity the woman with the forehead tattoo. So misguided and humiliating. If she has it removed, she'll still end up with an ugly scar on her forehead. She should have just got her kid to work harder at school, or accept that she has a dumb kid. Like mother, like daughter, maybe?

8:15 PM posted by

Ok.. i personally like both Linkin Park and tattoos, First LP make better music then u ever bloody could. Secondly, if you wnat a tattoo its up to you and if it means something to them so be it. What a stupid website.

10:29 PM posted by

these people get the tattoos for a reason, altough some of them are completely foolish, to the person there not.

2:29 AM posted by

My fiancee has tattoos and I hate them. I like the one on her waistline, but i am sick of looking at it, and I cant imagine I'll like it any more in 20 years lol.

12:45 PM posted by

Really Bad Tattoos

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