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Really Bad Tattoos Part 2

What the hell is that supposed to be? A groundhog?

This is the reason you see some people with their shirts buttoned all the way up to the top button

Why the hell is that dolphin asleep on the sun?

As you can see this tattoo was well worth the pain it would have been getting a tattoo on the fucking palm.


Candy tattoos? Really? Do you really like that shit enough to commit it to yr body for life?

Remember that mediocre movie "The Crow" from like 10 fucking years ago? Well this guy does and he wont forget about it until he dies.

Is that supposed to be Mickey Rourke?

Not Funny! Simply NOT FUNNY!

No Comment.

What's that old expression again? You catch more fish with fire than you do with vinegar? Something like that.

Do you work in a lighthouse? Or do you just like them a lot?

This is about as annoying to look at as getting a mosquito bite so I guess it makes sense.

Did Jeep pay you to advertise for them or are you just an idiot?

you can never have enough tattoos directly on your head. Especially when they're hilarious.

This joke will never get old.

How cute you let your 13 year old design a tattoo for you.

the picture speaks more than words.


Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
REally Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

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7:53 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Those were REALLY bad!! By the way, what is the joke with the corn and the other vegetable??? Did I miss something???
Thanks :-)    



9:50 PM posted by Blogger Bhakti

First of all, yes--I'm with Anonymous, I missed the joke, too!

Dee--you are SO incredibly funny. I mean, your sense of humor is to die for!!! Thank you for that.

And, where do you find these tattoo pictures?? I searched all over the web for more really bad tattoos after your first expose.

Thanks for updating us on the bad tattoos. I think the 'snake' takes the cake as the best 'Worst' tattoo. That's just gross...I feel sorry for the tattoo artist. Yuck!
Furthermore==that must have hurt like hell!!!!    



10:47 PM posted by Anonymous dee

I actually don't know what the veggie joke is, but I can only asume someone would get that because they thought it was funny.

as for the source of all these brilliant works of art... that is confidential.    



10:53 PM posted by Blogger Bhakti

I TOTALLY understand the confidentiality thingy...but PLEASE keep sharing these tattoo disasters with us!

:v)    



1:13 PM posted by Anonymous Jodie

To think that these things are on their bodies for life! Why would somebody want to create such a disaster?! Oh the pain! (Then there's the physical pain too)    



1:29 PM posted by Blogger Alex

You gotta give it to the guy with the dragon. It takes a lot of, ahem, nuts to get your genitalia tattooed!

Seriously though, that tat, folks, is but one more reason why I will not become an "artist" of that sort. I just can't imagine taking some guy's nads in my hand for pay. Unless the pay was more like Bill Gates's hourly wage, that is.    



1:51 PM posted by Blogger Divine Calm

Oh my gosh the last one would give many men nightmares.    



10:11 PM posted by Blogger Nick

That is so not right...    



12:12 AM posted by Blogger Daniel Levesque

That last one is a real doozy. I can jus this lover now. "Gimme that firebreathing dragon! Show me how high he can fly!"

Oh yeah, and OUCH! That one must have hurt like crazy!

www.ravingconservative.com    



9:18 AM posted by Blogger Webmiztris

freaking ouch!    



9:31 PM posted by Blogger flotsomandjetsom

Someone thinks they're hung like a dragon...    



4:30 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Hmm I think ill take the dragon for a spin! I wonder how fast it flies?...    



8:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Here's my guess about the vegetable tattoo:

They look like they're supposed to be Veggietales characters. Veggietales is a Christian children's cartoon. The tattoo shows two veggie characters having sex. And maybe it's just me, but they look like they're both male too!    



7:19 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

have to say i like the big breakfast on the head - if youre gonna go for it that's pretty fun - and The Crow is a CLASSIC movie in which brandon lee died tragically - if you're gonna rememeber something till you die - it could be worse!!    



9:51 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The lighthouse looks like marker.. not a tat    



10:42 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The joke is, there is no joke. That's why the tattoo is stupid, and forever    



11:50 AM posted by Blogger Mel

Regarding the snake tattoo, some poor bastard had to do that for him.    



1:24 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

That dragon cock is the best thing i've ever seen in my life!    



1:34 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Ok, A dragon dick? Weird. And, the veggitales one, the brocolli's a woman, and the corn is a male.How do I know? Look at the Broccoli's Pubic area.. HAIRY!!!!1!!!11!!!!    



1:55 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I'm still trying to figure out what that one thing is right after the lighthouse. It looks like it might be some religious thing.

That dragon cock is just, ugh. I feel so bad for the artist.    



3:10 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Some.. are just amazing.. e.g. the spider one! BEAUTIFUL some are just... freaky... e.g. dragon...
Some are just plain.. poorly done.. e.g. dolphin. :-D

The end.    



3:20 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

the 'artist' who did the lighthouse one should be shot, seriously, they are deffo in the wrong job and the Mickey rourke one... dont they draw the image on b4 they tatoo it?? the customer must of been blind or unconscious cos someone was taking the piss with that...
and...well...i dont understand how they did the dragon because it couldnt of been done whilst...limp...i bet it looks like a load of rotten vegtables when it shrivles up =s    



4:26 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The dragon one is awesome and cute. And the Spider web tattoo is very well done.    



4:46 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I think the dragon cock is hot, and I think the breakfast head guy was prolly referring to a "this is your brain on drugs" moment with the eggs on the head...just a thought....:)    



12:29 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

A dick covered in bright toxic ink? Now, there's a guy who won't be having much sex unless his partners are stoned out of their minds. And, I think he can forget about blowjobs.    



1:27 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The Crow movie rocked. It still rocks, its ok if its not your fave but i know lots of ppl with crow tats. That movie, along with comics and books is still kick ass. The spider tat was hot. Other wise I like your site. Hope one day Ill make on to it    



2:15 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

that dragoncock guy would have had to keep an erection whilest having a needle jabing his penis. how?    



3:01 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

It puts a whole new slant on "Enter The Dragon"...    



6:14 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The broccoli is a bush..
the corn is a stalk...

think really REALLY hard.

yeah, I know.    



6:16 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Broccoli is a BUSH
Corn is a STALK

Think real hard    



7:25 PM posted by Anonymous Becca

What about those trendy Japanese symbols.

I want to get the Japanese symbol for "STUPID TREND" tattooed on my ass.    



11:46 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Man, forget about the pain, let´s focus on what the hell this guy had to do to keep his dick hard while some other guy was pinching his cock with that thing they use to draw tatoos (forget the name), that's pretty masoquist    



12:21 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

DICK OUCH WHAT the FUCK!! how da hell did he.... the balls.... OMG!!    



1:19 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The spider one is a pretty cool design, but I wouldn't have gotten on my hand, or as a tattoo at all actually, it woulda looked better on something else. And the dragon c*ck...Bwahahahahaha...!!! awesome...    



9:36 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The dragon d*ck... I'm more shocked by the piercing! That must have killed!    



10:41 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Hi from Australia!

I know we're coming in pretty late, but just wanted to say we think the first one on page 2 is meant to be one of our Aussie marsupials called a Tasmanian Devil. They're uniuqe to Tasmania, and they're pretty fierce, they're only small but they'll take a chunk out of you if need be. Looney Tunes' Taz is based on them. Might find a photo on wikipedia? to see what it should look like!    



9:54 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i believe the one between the lighthouse and the mosquito is the logo used by angel on his business cards on the series "angel" (the btvs spin-off).    



12:56 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Oh my god! the dick tatoo, i know that guy, he works at a tatoo parlor in my university's town and he showed us, plus there are pics everywhere. i cant believe a small town illinois guy is on here! what are the chances!    



1:28 AM posted by Anonymous Indie

I agree with a couple posts up. The penis tat had to hurt like fuck. But the piercing is what really blows me away. I know from experiance (having many piercings myself) how long it takes for a piercing to heal and ANYONE willing to get a piercing in such a sensitive place is insane.

And the spiderweb tat is amazing. Anyone who's truly deidicated to body art has to give this guy props.

And, sadly, even after seening the dick tattoo, I'm still going to become a tattoo artist. Anyone who asks me to do a tattoo in that sort of area though is going to get laughed at and thrown out of my shop.    



5:43 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Its not a tasmanian devil. The ears and mouth aren't right. Or the teeth. http://virtual.yosemite.cc.ca.us/ghayes/images/DSC03743%20Tasmanian%20Devil%20yawns%20b.JPG
rubbish tattoo anyway.    



7:36 PM posted by Anonymous Joey

i thought the spider palm was awesome. as for the dragon i got my head and shaft tatted as well. and u definitely aren't erect while ur getting it done. but shaft doesn't really hurt at all. the head is a different story    



3:41 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

omg, the dragon cock is just wrong, i think i have an explanation about the penis-hardening thing. SEXY WOMEN,4 crying out loud. Any man knows than sexual excitement makes a mans feel happy and therefore, makes his penis swell up and harden. i almost barfed when i saw it though. it tarnishes their glory for dragon lovers, to have it placed in a rude place. btw, the dragon will barf every day! I am Zelda Freak.    



10:25 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I love tattoos but these are awful. Gotta admit I love the dragon though!    



6:58 PM posted by Anonymous Brooke

That tattoo of the plate of eggs on that dudes head = MY FAVORITE EVER. Holy crap, man, that is awesome.    



8:49 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i really like the spider one, but on the palm, OUCH.

and the dragon kind of turns me on...    



3:39 AM posted by Blogger The Oriental Queen

the dragon dick==> er...ouch??    



9:00 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I'd fuck the dragon.... and I like the breakfast head too.

What's crappy about the tattooos are the bad ones- to the point where I feel ill. but candy and food- why not put it there for life? huh? just why not?    



1:24 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Dragon Dick Rocks.....    



6:12 PM posted by Anonymous sexy woman

has any1 notised that the guy with the dragon is really skinny and pale? maybe he plays dragons in dungons    



12:35 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

you mean dungeons and dragons?

your right. that is much lamer than spending all day browsing and commenting on forums.    



8:53 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

fucking vegetables.    



11:48 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"A dick covered in bright toxic ink? Now, there's a guy who won't be having much sex unless his partners are stoned out of their minds. And, I think he can forget about blowjobs."

righto. $50 says he gets more blowjobs than you my friend. besides, are you suggesting that people can someone "suck" the ink out of tat's with thier mouths?

that tattoo fucking owns.    



8:41 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

about the penis... can we say hepititus?    



2:36 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Hmmm the dragon penis really turned me on id love to fuck that baby n giv the bloke head, gotta be better than my dildo    



3:19 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

You're a total moron, some of those are pretty cool, and it seems like the only thing you can find wrong about most of them is that you don't personally like the subject matter. So, um, shut the fuck up. Learn to buck up.    



11:16 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The "stupid trend" reminded me about this... heh. "The Sunday Mirror reports Britney Spears was gutted after learning the tattoo on her hip bone of a Japanese sign meant "strange", not "mysterious" as she had been told. Her friend Taryn Manning, who co-starred in their flop movie 'Crossroads', said: "I was getting changed recently in Japan and women laughed when she saw my tattoo. She told me it means strange, which is not cool. Britney had it done at the same time as me. She was absolutely devastated when I told her." (popdirt.com)    



9:54 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

its not mickey rourke but bela lugosi, famous early film star and the original dracula which is what the tat is alluding to...    



7:55 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The light house with the spiral paintjob is sort of a state symbol of NC. It's the Cape Hatteras lighthouse.
screeb    



2:48 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i think u guys are a buncha a- holes u cant critize someones tattoo without consulting them on the meaning maybe it has sentimental value that you dick heads seem to over look, and for placement of the tattoos so many people are getting tattoos nowadays that its next to impossible to find an origanal spot and thats what tattoos are supposed to be : original
peace bitches    



12:23 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

You know, I'm not sure if anyone else who reads this is even going to get it (although on the web, you never know.)This will make the most sense if you're into Harry Potter fanfic. But when I saw the dragon, ahem, tattoo, I HAD to laugh-- in "Draco's Delicate Condition," a D/Hr fic on FAP, that's a pairing I normally avoid like the plague but actually this one's very good-- Draco Malfoy has EXACTLY, and I mean exactly, the same tattoo. For all we know, that's where this guy got the idea.

Anise    



10:30 PM posted by Anonymous jess

who gives a shit? draco malfoy is a made up character. MADE UP! there is no reason to go through that kind of pain and self-desecration for a made up character! what i'm interested about is that his penis must have been erect while he was being tattooed and i wanna know how.    



1:46 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

it is poorly done i agree,....but the crow was a kick ass movie    



2:37 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Agreed about the crow.

Horrible tatt, but the metphorical value and symbolisim in that movie makes the idea of the tatt worthwhile.    



10:11 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i think you guys are a bunch of little pussies taking pics off tattoo artist websites and making fun of them. i bet none of you fags even have a tattoo. i would like to see you little bitches come to a shop and make fun of peoples tattoo's fuckyou    



1:11 PM posted by Blogger Holly

about the guy who said :about the penis... can we say hepititus?"Apparently you can’t say “hepatitis” and now maybe you should take your ignorant ass else ware and learn some shit about sexually transmitted disease and communicable disease and the mode of transference. You have to have it to give it. Just because it is a penis does not make it infected.    



4:08 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Tattoos are for fucking losers.    



5:16 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

That's just bad, I mean all of them. The only one close to 'good work' is the spider web and spiders. I guess I am just wired different than others, I could never put even a very well done something on my body. Even if it were the size of a ladybug. And the guy with the dragon....the kind of woman that would have anything to do with that is just insane. blaaaaa! no pun, but it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth! Yikes!    



11:36 AM posted by Anonymous Dina

You guys are all idiots.

The dragon has nothing to do with Harry Potter, and everything to do with Puff The Magic Dragon.

Seriously. it even says Puff next to the wang in the image.    



10:14 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

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that dragoncock guy would have had to keep an erection whilest having a needle jabing his penis. how?
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Man, forget about the pain, let´s focus on what the hell this guy had to do to keep his dick hard while some other guy was pinching his cock with that thing they use to draw tatoos (forget the name), that's pretty masoquist
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And you thought mr.cool ice wasn't cool as ice...    



2:23 PM posted by Anonymous dan uk

awesome dragon dick, i have my genitals tattooed fully, with a star and flames, take a look on doc prices website, from plymouth,uk. and contrary to popular belief, you dont need to be erect to have it tattooed, its very stretchy!!!!pain????yea i can tell you bout pain!!!!
peace
dan uk    



3:44 AM posted by Blogger aus blog

And the prize for best coment goes to "enter the dragon".
your sharp as a razor mate.    



6:37 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"i think you guys are a bunch of little pussies taking pics off tattoo artist websites and making fun of them. i bet none of you fags even have a tattoo. i would like to see you little bitches come to a shop and make fun of peoples tattoo's fuckyou "

I have a tattoo, but some of these are just aweful.

ALSO:
"i think u guys are a buncha a- holes u cant critize someones tattoo without consulting them on the meaning maybe it has sentimental value that you dick heads seem to over look,"
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there is a sentimental reason to ink your lizard.    



3:18 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

ok, i got no problems with tattoos with meaning. thats alrite with me, but getting a dragon tattooed on ur dick... now this is the kind of guy that finds samara a sexy bitch. ok, so its got something to do with 'puff the magic dragon'? so he walks up to a chick n goes 'wana have a puff of my dragon?' yeah... clap clap thats the best pickup line since 'nice shoes... wana fuck?'    



3:23 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

getting a dragon tatted on ur nuts is the best idea since facism, heroin, and dr pepper. clap clap you brainless fuck.    



5:25 PM posted by Blogger StarSmoothie

Ya some tats just look stupid...but that’s to other people...maybe that person liked it...we dont all see art the same way. If some one regrets their tat, there is a lesson learned. It is something that will last...that is why people should really think about what they want, draw it on theirselves, talk to ink artist...not just jump on it...and if so, thats "maybe" their mistakes not they whole world. So people just back off...things can mean a lot more to one individual than it can to the group as a whole. Think about it...every one commenting has never had something about themselves that they would change if they had the chance, well congrats ur perfect...some get tats for closure on a death, to remember, to feel beautiful in their own eyes, just for some many reasons that u all are looking past..Stop being ignorant...and the whole world is falling apart because their are those few ppl who go the extreme...we need more people like that n less bitches that follow the crowd n dont get up n do something about the real issues in the world..Starving kids, not some guy with a candy tat. It’s a sad life when u must bring down others to raise urself up...    



6:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

to starsmoothie:

you are a total fucking idiot if you're taking the stuff on this (a satirical website) seriously. I think you are the one who needs to get a life if your getting yourself so worked up over these jokes.    



10:35 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The dragon dick takes the cake.    



12:40 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i think the dragon tatto is the hottest thing ive seen in ages.

it takes a lota fucking gut

and being a gal,
id honestly like that penis in my
in fact i bet all of you guys are idiots.
yes
some are really horrible
and ive sen worse


but the penis one you can admit its nicely done.    



7:51 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

serosley if ppl want to get a tattoo its self expression so leave them the fuck alone.. yea man.. also i think that that dragion penis thing is preaty sexy.. if u whiped that out it would be inresistable lol.. but anyways.. u ppl need lives for arguing on these posts    



3:45 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"serosley if ppl want to get a tattoo its self expression so leave them the fuck alone.. yea man.. also i think that that dragion penis thing is preaty sexy.. if u whiped that out it would be inresistable lol.. but anyways.. u ppl need lives for arguing on these posts"

You are one sick old man!! You like the dragon and you think it's sexy????????? You make me vomit!! I think people like you should all be Tattooed, with !PERVERT! Does your wife know you like the dragon?? I'll give you Dragon! I'll be dragon you by the hair and kickin you in the teeth!!    



3:29 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I think the spider tattoo is absolutely spectacular - I'd love to know who the artist was.

Apart from that, I'm highly amused, and I think a some of the people responding have no sense of humour. Lighten up!    



4:25 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

maybe to you people these tattoos suck , but who the fuck are you to say shit about what is going on someone elses body.    



12:06 PM posted by Anonymous mkultra

dont give me the bullshit about letting people express themselves. stfu, these people made idiotic choices so quit excusing the fucktards already. i've seen bushmen in africa with way cooler tattoos than these bozos. do i have a tatto? fuck no i don't. i don't need to display anything on my body to show who or what i am, and i'm totally secure with myself.

am i totally against tattoos? not in any way, i'm totally against morons however...    



10:10 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The dragon cock tattoo is very well done.

Also mkultra, were you not hugged enough as a child?    



11:24 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

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~ReM !x~    



7:18 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Thoose were the worst tattoos i've ever seen!! Why would anyone want to get a tattoo on their dick and balls!!! Lets just say he wont be getting laid for a very long time....Thats "FUCKING SICK".    



7:18 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Thoose were the worst tattoos i've ever seen!! Why would anyone want to get a tattoo on their dick and balls!!! Lets just say he wont be getting laid for a very long time....Thats "FUCKING SICK".    



3:23 AM posted by Anonymous Gabby_Girl

I liked what star smoothie had to say.... to much into others buisness these days bunches of busy bodies everywhere ... learn to say something nice or say nothing at all....    



12:01 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Mom,Whenever we try to copulate,the tattooed thing flattens like a cobra and goes back to his own asshole.HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa    



10:34 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

wow. thats all i can really say. as sick as it is i like the dragon. its pretty neat. unfortunately alot of these tattoos were done by really bad artist. alot of these should have been immediately turned away by the artist like the girl with pink thing and the squiggly thing in the middle. WTF??    



5:25 AM posted by Anonymous Brine Chef

i dont care what anybody says. that gonzo pez dispenser tattoo was BADASS    



10:25 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i think the breakfast tattoo is actually ment to be a 'full english' as in fully english, its a boot boy or skinhead tat at a guess. Its fuckin rad!    



10:25 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i think the breakfast tattoo is actually ment to be a 'full english' as in fully english, its a boot boy or skinhead tat at a guess. Its fuckin rad!    



11:15 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I like the dragon...I'm having one put on me!!!!    



2:25 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

its not a pogo stick ya dickwad its a corndog where did you get pogostick from anyway it looks nothing like one go get some glasses maybe and try again..    



10:13 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

to last comment: In Canada so called corndogs are called pogo sticks you arrogant piece of shit.    



8:25 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

haha i know the owner of that dragon tattoo on his dick... he also has his eyebrows tattood on..??? what the?    



10:30 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

this site is the freakin funniest shit ive ever seen had laughin out loud.
what the fuck is goin on with the m jackson/macauly whatever his name is tattoo that man has serious issues
still funny as fuck keep up the good work    



9:58 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i actually quite liked the spider one--but in general, those are all pretty bad.

i read that you'd never heard a good argument for getting a tattoo--now, thats probably because you dont want one, and you cant (i hope) really be argued into something like that.

i, personally, get tattoos for spiritual reasons--symbols that have meaning to me. i know i wont regret them, because it's like regretting being born. they are all simple and black-line too, so they at least, were hard to *uck up.    



4:00 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Love it !!!!!!! This man has some balls........    



2:45 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

That dragon cock is the coolest fucking tattoo I've ever seen.    



11:26 PM posted by Blogger jaime

Wasn't Mr. Cool Ice an original member of Fight Club?

I think I saw him at a Mc Donald's drive-through in his mom's faded orange 1971 Grand Torino and the trunk lid had a mini spoiler on it that looked like it was stolen off of an older Honda Civic.

He looks like he is a 36 year old man admiring himself in the mirror in the morning and probably about to jump on his piece of shit mountain bike to get to his job where he sheers sheep all day.

Shit...I wonder what his CB handle is?


The woman wearing a bikini looked like well-seasoned death warmed over. This tatoo looks like an eight year old boy's first attempt at drawing the female form.

I didn't even know what back tits or meat curtains were before I visited this website. I think I lost the final increment of my innocense looking at these pictures.

Hey, what about Pee-Wee Herman? It looks like the dragon dick just crawled up his hiney and died.

Oh My...    



12:22 PM posted by Blogger Rz.

rofl the dragon cock is bodypaint you morons. :/    



6:16 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

let me start by saying most of the work on your site was bad art. secondly you stupid fuck if you dont have any tattoos who the hell are you to even comment the only difference between tattooed people and untattooed people are we dont give a shit if you have one or nor so this seems to be that you are not only ignorant but also very uneducated about tattoos most people get tattoos that mean something to them and dont really give a shit about anyone elses opinion
3rd when your not perfect yourself you have no right to judge anyone.
DONT FUCKING JUDGE ANYONE LIKE THAT YOU ASSHOLE YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT    



6:39 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

to the last commenter: You are a fucking idiot. To say that if you don't have tattoos you have no right to point out when someone has a really stupid one is absolutely absurd. It sounds to me like you are being pretty defensive. I'm guessing you have some bad tattoos and are regretting the decision. He stated his position pretty well in the first post. If you're the one defending these tattoos then you are the one who's a FUCKING IDIOT.    



1:07 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Okay that Rodent tribal deal is obviously from some flash, I had a customer come in with the samething, only the rodent looked like Master Splinter. I easily turned it into a wolf.

http://a733.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_f21eb1a53d00f810c8a0c6205659c244.jpg    



5:38 PM posted by Anonymous Scott

I think the guy above Pee Wee Is SUPPOSE to be Alber Camus. It's a pretty famous picture of him rendered horribly on someones skin.    



6:46 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

That dragon penis tattoo rules. It is awesome because it is a 2D image becoming 3D, and the artwork is pretty good too.    



6:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

admitidly some of these tats don't look that good, but i still think there's some good ones in there. the spider palm is a credit to whichever artist did it. and regardless of pain the dragon is undoubtedly an immense piece of artwork, and why are people feeling sorry for the artist? 1. it was his choice to accept the task and 2. can u imagine how much he charged to do it?
to the guy who said it was body paint, don't state what u believe as if it is fact. it's actually a real tattoo, i know this as my tattoo artist has a large amount of info on that particular piece. who's the moron now?

p.s most of these comments seem to have been left by people who don't have tattoos themselves, and even seem to have no idea at all when it comes to tattoos. this is something i find annoying, as they have no idea about anything to do with tattoos, but still feel like they can voice an informed opinion. unfortunately i can just see pages upon pages of the normal tattoo stereotypes. just because some of you don't like them altogether, it doesn't give you the right to have a go at people who have them. i have tattoos, some of which are quite visible when wearing a t-shirt, and i get fed up of some of the looks i get from this. i believe myself to be a good person, so why should i be looked down on due to the ink on my skin?    



9:42 PM posted by Anonymous monkey8765

I LOVE the spider web on the palm and the dragon dick! They are awesome and belong on the COOLEST tattoo site, not this one!    



4:58 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I nearly spit up my drink when I read the joke about the dolphin on the sun. It looks like it's dying! hahaha    



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